Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of Sept. 29th 2012
September/22/2012 12:32 PM
Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of Sept. 29, 2012
Saturday Satire Style
Brought to you by @LifeofaRockStar
Saturdays are a great day for a little satire to lighten up the mood and for catching up with the music countdown. In honor of Maroon 5 working its way up to the No. 1 spot this week, we’ve translated the Billboard’s Top 100 song titles into “Letter to Adam Levine With Love From Your Biggest Fan” for your entertainment.
(Source: Billboard.com Hot 100 Week of September 29, 2012)
Song titles are in bold starting from #100 counting down to #1…enjoy!
Life of a Rock Star™ presents “Letter to Adam Levine With Love From Your Biggest Fan”
Inspired by @AdamLevine ’s tweet:
Chances are if you begin a sentence with, "I'm not a stalker, but..." you are most likely a stalker.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) July 29, 2012
Dear Adam,
Oh Love, my friends tell me that I’m on the obsessed fan stalker side, but I’m not like breaking any guitars and Nobody’s Perfect. Just because I’ve sworn that I will love you Til My Last Day there is no reason for the FBI to be Shinin’ On Me.
My Heart Skips a Beat when It’s Time for you to hit the stage--I never miss a show. I was so happy when I snuck back stage and Finally Found You. (BTW Calling in the 5-1-5-0 SO unnecessary...) I was only naked because I thought we’d find some Swimming Pools (Drank).
The Radioactive shock treatment they gave me in the “facility” only makes me want to
Dance For You more. That’s Why I Pray that Tonight (Best I Ever Had) is you!
Come on, Dive In and get This Kiss from me. We can Take A Walk and listen to every single song on “Overexposed.” I’ve seriously had Enough of No Love from you.
What if my dad offers you a Bag of Money? I’m sure he’d rather give the money to you than keep paying my bail. Wait, that’s Madness. Put It Down. It’s way more fun to be Creepin’ on your twitter feed.
Between The Raindrops I see rays of hope for us, so let me just tell you how I Feel Again. You are by far The One That Got Away! Okay, it was your bodyguards actually taking ME away, but whatever. Details. I’m not the Fastest Girl In Town.
I’ll fly Over to China For You. Or, I Will Wait in the parking lot after your show for you. Come Over and I can show you how Bandz A Make Her Dance, if you know what I mean big boy
If you don’t want anyone to see us leave together, I totally get it. Just Come Wake Me Up when you’re done with your show. I’m Amenable to that. Just Lemme See your Angel Eyes. I’ll light a candle and we can Burn It Down.
Remember when I sang you that Birthday Song? Hello? Adam? Are you even reading this? Ok, so ignoring me really is showing me your Dark Side. Don’t make me go obsess on that Truck Yeah guy.
I mean, you and me together are The A Team. And Lovin’ You Is Fun. Especially when I Cruise by your place and I see you pretending you’re dating someone else. No Worries if you actually are “with” her. (BTW, she can Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye.) Let’s Turn On The Lights and rationalize things. I Can Only Imagine she’s just a charity case. Why Ya Wanna be with her when you can have me? Just have one of those Little Talks with her. She’s So Mean anyhow not at least grabbing me a tee-shirt out of your closet while she’s with you. I mean give me Two Reasons why that really is “creepy,” as she claims.
Whatever, I’m still gonna Scream my lungs out at your next show. It’s so NOT Hard To Love every song you sing. Even if you and Nicki did “Starships” together, I’d totally dig it.
They say that serving Time Is Love and I’m really Glad You Came to the sentencing hearing. Such a thrill to see you testify. I’ll take any kind of Drive By sighting. And you looked so hot, I nearly had a Heart Attack.
So I had this dream last night that we were totally playing Cowboys and Angels and I was all like “Pop That” champagne open Cowboy!
You can see, I’m still Thinkin Bout You. I’m like that Girl On Fire that’s always ready to say, “Let’s Go -- Ho Hey.” The things is... I think you should really Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself).
Shoot, the guard--his name is Ronan--is on his way over to me. I’ve gotta hurry up because they don’t really believe you Adorn these letters that I’m always sending. But, I’m like, “We Are Young and It’s Time for Adam and I to Take A Little Ride.” You know, the fact that you even take the time to read my letters, well, that’s just “What Makes You Beautiful.”
While there may be 50 Ways To Say Goodbye, I have no intention of just signing off and hangin’ in this place like I’m on some abandoned Pontoon. I think you’ll be Blown Away at how fast I get out. And don’t worry! I totally still Want You Back. I Won’t Give Up on us. No Lie. I won’t even ask Where Have You Been when I get Home. I mean I’m sure you Wanted me to move in with you, right? This is such a dream come true. Don’t Wake Me Up!
If only the judge shows me a little Mercy or these bars weren’t made of like Titanium. I’m all, “Judge, Give Your Heart A Break.”
HUGE IDEA here. Maybe if I Pound The Alarm like there’s a fire you can sneak me out! And don’t worry, if they see us together, I’ll just tell them you’re Somebody That I Used To Know.
Tomorrow is such a big day--and I know you’re looking forward to this one--I get to use the Payphone!!!!! When I call, I so hope you’re Wide Awake. Or Call Me Maybe? Whichever, I better not here that Click noise that keeps disconnecting us. I’m just calling to tell you that I really think that my daddy could hook us up to live Gangnam Style. Seriously, in here, Everybody Talks about what a Good Time we could have together.
Maybe I’m Too Close to the situation, but I really think that my letters are what Lights up your day. As Long As You Love Me and Blow Me (One Last Kiss), I’ll definitely promise to blow your Whistle.
I admit, Some Nights I’m irritated about the restraining order and I think We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. But lucky for you I’m all about forgiveness and totally willing to give this thing One More Night.
xoxo
Your Biggest Fan
Watch Maroon 5 “One More Night” Music Video (Official):
LAST WEEK’S WEEKEND 100:
Saturdays are a great day for a little satire to lighten up the mood and for catching up with the music countdown. We’ve translated the Billboard’s Top 100 song titles into a list of “Things a Girl Would Never Say” for your entertainment.
Song titles are in bold starting from #100 counting down to #1…enjoy!
Life of a Rock Star™ presents “Things a Girl Would Never Say”
I woke up this morning remembering last night I promised to Dance For You right after I heard you telling your friend how you love Snap Backs & Tattoos way more than me. I wish the sun was never Shinin’ On Me and that you had fed me more cocktails the size of Swimming Pools (Drank).
I realize you’ve been cheating on me, but No Worries -- Nobody’s Perfect! I learned a long time ago that Promises are an ocean that nobody should Dive In; it’s a pointless mission Chasing The Sun. And while I don’t judge the Madness nor do I Put It Down, I’ld rather you run free like The Wind. READ WEEKEND 100 WEEK OF SEPT 22, 2012
SONG OF THE WEEK:
Dave Matthews Band “Away From The World” Album
September 20, 2012
The news was big, but the album is bigger. “Away From The World” was released on September 11th and debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Top 200 falling in line with five prior of DMB albums.
The band released this statement on September 19, 2012: “We would like to thank all the fans who helped “Away From The World” debut at number 1 on the Billboard top 200. “Away From The World” also marks a new milestone for Dave Matthews Band in that we are the first group in chart history to have six consecutive studio albums debut at #1 on the Billboard 200.” (via DaveMatthewsBand.com) READ MORE SONG OF THE WEEK: DAVE MATTHEWS BAND “SWEET”
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