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Kettle One is for the Dogs

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Kettle One is for the Dogs
by Nicole Hanratty

I’m so done. The holidays are over, I can leave my house without worrying about whether or not I need a gift for anyone I’m about to see and I’ve jumped off of the Fall Holiday Wheel of Events that belongs in my nephews’ hamster cage purchased for their birthdays which they promptly returned after realizing hamsters poop.

January brings sanity, a return to my favorite routines and normalcy. We reclaim our weekends from family commitments and holiday cheer; they are once again free for us to use them as we choose.
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Dog Flight

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Dog Flight
by Nicole Hanratty

Family vacations are always fun! They really bring out the best in marriages. Find me a couple traveling with children and I’ll show you a husband and wife who are bickering over the responsibilities that go along with it. Throw a dog into the traveling mix and I’ll show you an all out battle.

Were it not against all laws of matrimony, the picture above would be of my loving husband asleep with his mouth wide open sitting on the plane totally oblivious to the world around him. Which brings me to the nice man who was, unfortunately for him, seated next to me and left to fill my hubby’s sleeping shoes.
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Bedtime Routines

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Bedtime Routines
by Nicole Hanratty

Ah, bedtime routines.  They're not just for newborns...we all have them.  In fact, through adulthood, many of us rely upon them to fall asleep and some of us simply can't operate without them.

In my house, I believe that our bedtime routines are so vital that they actually directly affect the cosmic pull of the earth's rotation.  I am so superstitious about all of these
Ground Hog Day things happening over and over again that I wait for them, watch for them and then, BAM!  When they happen, I check them off my list one by one and am slowly reassured that all is right with the world... Read More...

A Dog's Life Isn't So Bad

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A Dog’s Life Isn’t So Bad
by Nicole Hanratty

Dog is such a complicated word. There are multiple expressions that utilize it with a variety of meanings. For example: being “a dog’s age” makes you ancient; “dogging it” is a cop out; “a dog’s life” is not an enviable one; “every dog has his day” gives us all hope that we may one day win the lottery; “letting sleeping dogs lie” is usually a wise decision; “going to the dogs” is a degenerative existence; “putting on the dog” shows off your wealth; while “teaching an old dog new tricks” forces us to break our old bad habits. Read More...
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