Weekend 100 Countdown
Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of October 6, 2012 “One More Night on the Campaign Trail”
September/29/2012 11:27 AM
Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of October 6, 2012
Saturday Satire Style
Brought to you by @LifeofaRockStar
One more week it’s “One More Night” in the No. 1 slot on Billboard’s Top 100.
Ready for some Saturday Satire and to catch up with the music countdown? With politics heating up…we thought we would devote this week’s countdown to that final hour when there is only “One More Night on the Campaign Trail.” Life of a Rock Star™ aspires to poke equal fun at both the left and right and avoid the middle at all costs. All quotes are fake, contrived and satirical. The over riding theme should be interpreted as none other than VOTE.
(Source: Billboard.com Hot 100 Week of October 6, 2012)
Song titles are in bold starting from #100 counting down to #1…enjoy!
Life of a Rock Star™ presents “One More Night on the Campaign Trail”
On this election-eve President Obama was asked why he decided to run for re-election. He replied, “I Did It For The Girl who lost her medical insurance because Romney earmarked those funds for Beer Money. I like beer as much as the next guy and Nobody’s Perfect, but let’s not go Numb to the uninsurable. BTW - my Heart Skips a Beat when I think of the Bag Of Money donated to my campaign by Obamacare supporters.”
Mitt Romney was asked also why he decided to run for office. He replied, “After planning the Winter Olympics, I missed the spotlight Shinin’ On Me. So what if burning oil is spewing Radioactive particles into the environment, I stand by my assertion that you can’t drive a car with a windmill strapped to the roof. Til My Last Day I want people to see how handsome I am and remember that when it comes to good looking candidates, Tonight (Best You Ever Had) is me.” (Teeth sparkle.) Read More...
Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of Sept. 29th 2012
September/22/2012 12:32 PM
Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of Sept. 29, 2012
Saturday Satire Style
Brought to you by @LifeofaRockStar
Saturdays are a great day for a little satire to lighten up the mood and for catching up with the music countdown. In honor of Maroon 5 working its way up to the No. 1 spot this week, we’ve translated the Billboard’s Top 100 song titles into “Letter to Adam Levine With Love From Your Biggest Fan” for your entertainment.
(Source: Billboard.com Hot 100 Week of September 29, 2012)
Song titles are in bold starting from #100 counting down to #1…enjoy!
Life of a Rock Star™ presents “Letter to Adam Levine With Love From Your Biggest Fan”
Inspired by @AdamLevine ’s tweet:
Chances are if you begin a sentence with, "I'm not a stalker, but..." you are most likely a stalker.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) July 29, 2012
Dear Adam,
Oh Love, my friends tell me that I’m on the obsessed fan stalker side, but I’m not like breaking any guitars and Nobody’s Perfect. Just because I’ve sworn that I will love you Til My Last Day there is no reason for the FBI to be Shinin’ On Me.
My Heart Skips a Beat when It’s Time for you to hit the stage--I never miss a show. I was so happy when I snuck back stage and Finally Found You. (BTW Calling in the 5-1-5-0 SO unnecessary...) I was only naked because I thought we’d find some Swimming Pools (Drank). Read More...
Weekend 100 Countdown: Week of Sept. 22nd 2012
September/15/2012 09:06 AM
Saturdays are a great day for a little satire to lighten up the mood and for catching up with the music countdown. We’ve translated the Billboard’s Top 100 song titles into a list of “Things a Girl Would Never Say” for your entertainment.
Song titles are in bold starting from #100 counting down to #1…enjoy!
Life of a Rock Star™ presents “Things a Girl Would Never Say”
I woke up this morning remembering last night I promised to Dance For You right after I heard you telling your friend how you love Snap Backs & Tattoos way more than me. I wish the sun was never Shinin’ On Me and that you had fed me more cocktails the size of Swimming Pools (Drank).
I realize you’ve been cheating on me, but No Worries -- Nobody’s Perfect! I learned a long time ago that Promises are an ocean that nobody should Dive In; it’s a pointless mission Chasing The Sun. And while I don’t judge the Madness nor do I Put It Down, I’ld rather you run free like The Wind. Read More...